♥ "Life is hard. It's harder if you're stupid." John Wayne ♥ No one is listening, until you fart. ♥ Floozy - A woman with the morals of a man. ♥ "Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you." Joey Adams ♥ "Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter." Leroy Robert "Satchel" Paige ♥ Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math. ♥ "Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else." Margaret Mead ♥ Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower. ♥ A dog may be man's best friend, but a child's best friend is a puppy. ♥ Good girls are bad girls that never get caught. ♥ "Be the change that you wish to see in the world." Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi ♥ "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned." William Congreve